According to Hostess, it takes forty-five seconds to explode a Twinkie in a microwave.
This is true, but you are damn sure I am going to go prove it!
But I was shocked, (Shocked! I tell ya!) To find out the truth about the following food rumors:
Carrots do not improve your eyesight.
Turkey does not make you sleepy.
Twinkies are baked, and they do have a shelf-life, and that shelf-life is only 25 days.
McDonald's Shakes are not made of plastic and styrofoam.
But luckily, my favorite-ever food rumor is still true:
Cherry and Grape flavor sodas contain musk from Beaver glands. (mmm mmm good!) Go ahead, Google Castoreum.